the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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