I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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