playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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