My brain says no but my pants say off.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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