i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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