so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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