STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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