dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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