During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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