So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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