I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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