: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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