A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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