I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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