It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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