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(906): View more from Michigan

Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule

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(734): View more from Michigan

If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns

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(858): View more from California

while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go

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(619): View more from California

Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.

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(407): View more from Florida

If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles

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(251): View more from Alabama

Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.

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(727): View more from Florida

I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move

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(415): View more from California

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE

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