Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE