life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Four minutes until I can fart!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?