You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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