I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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