U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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