Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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