That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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