Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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