I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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