You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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