just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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