omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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