I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
