do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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