I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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