On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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