She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i think i just lost a toe
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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