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Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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