I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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