Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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