So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize