So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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