Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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