Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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