She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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