Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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