and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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