I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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