This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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