ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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