so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My penis needs a shock collar
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Verdict: uncircumcised.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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