My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I love having hate sex.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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