So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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