where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
My Higher Power is John Stamos
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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