This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
