its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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