I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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