Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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