I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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